Our "Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit." card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.
Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
Envelope: Rocket Red
Ink: Black Ink
Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve
Once you fill your cart, you *should* see a store pick up option listed. If one doesn't pop up, it means that some items in your cart are available in one store and some available in our other store. If it doesn't give you the option, you can just enter a note at checkout about which store you'd like to pick up in. If it's trying to charge shipping, enter code PICKUP to waive the shipping cost or we'll just refund you for the cost if you pick up in store!
If it only gives you one store option to pick up in, it means those items are all available in that one store but, not to worry, we can get it to the other store for you if you prefer to pick up there. You guessed it, just enter a note at check out!
No matter what, we'll get you taken care of just as fast as we possibly can!
